POLL RESULTS
Natural no matter what. - 26
If a woman needs some help, augmentation is fine. - 11
Bigger's always better. - 8
Does it matter? I'll still be jealous. - 28
This poll was closed December 9, 2009.
Don't you hate listening to a girl whine and moan? How much worse when he's a gurl? Seventy-three votes is a little better, but my, aren't you stingy bitches?
Anyway, it was a curious result. I sort of tend to throw away the last choice as being the obvious cock-in-cheek pick, not that we don't all feel pangs of jealousy from time to time imagining what it feels like to have real boobs straining to burst our bra, straps digging into our back and shoulders.
Natural more than doubled the other two choices, beating the DD crowd three to one. Is it just us, or does that reflect a broader cultural sea change? I hope so!Ever since first seeing her in Much Ado About Nothing, I've adored Kate Beckinsale. I'd like to castrate the butcher who botched her boob job, although I don't forgive Kate her own responsibility. She was stunningly beautiful and had absolutely no need for any work.
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Wank
I did something I haven't done in ages last night--sleep in a satin negligee. It's black with little, barely pink polka dots and a flowered print. It looks very cute with my new purchase from Target. They really caught my eye, but when I spied they are literally called "Chasity Bootie Slippers," well you know I had to have them.
So despite being a jockette rather than a glamor girl or sex kitten, I slipped into bed quite girly, and have had a very delicious morning as a result. The slippery fabric just feels so good in and out of bed. The new booties are toasty warm and with the A-line hem on the nightie, help my legs look a little skinnier. It's not just the feel but even the look turning me on a bit.
So as usual I'm doing my naughty
surfing when I checked in at Being Femm. Tabby had a very sexy post on swim suits. I really fancy a style I'd not seen before in both a traditional bikini and tankini. I'd call the bottoms a micro-skort. Florencia at right is not modeling the style but she is gorgeous nevertheless.Tabby also posted a few video clips. The first features a little tramp who is very cute and very nasty. Have I dreamed of being her for a day!
The last little video snippet showed two women giving a guy a very nice nut. He launches a gooey stream of jizz right into a bespectacled babe's face, and I was so envious, it made my balls ache every time I played it, over and over. I wanna CUM!
It sounds so silly. Nobody's stopping me but me. It's been two weeks and the days aren't bad, but after a good night's rest I wake up so horny, I can't believe I'm managing to hold out. But it is a different experience, and I do think it's starting to play on my mind some.
Yesterday, I had no issues shopping in the Womens Department or makeup aisle. Let them think what they will. I was a trifle concerned when I tried on those booties, but I did it just the same. A woman came up behind me as I was taking the second one off. I slipped back into my man boots, got up and turned my attention once more to the shoe rack. Hugging the booties to my chest, I pretended to browse further.
The woman asked, "where are the mens or boys boots? My son wear's a size 6 and it seems he's in-between. Men's aren't that small. Boys don't go that big."
I turned to her face, which revealed nothing, and replied, "I think they mix mens and older boys together. I'm pretty sure I saw some boys boots on the next aisle."
I turned and walked away. I have no idea whether her question was legitimate or strictly done to tease me because she saw.
One thing that's not happening is, I'm not going boy-crazy. I am out in part gurl-mode, doing the shopping. Or maybe it's all gurl-mode--a lesbian gurl. Part of me is watching young women and seeing how they dress in real-life rather than fantasy models, but I'm also looking at them with wanton lust. When New Year's comes, I'm going to be ready for some slumming because I'm gonna need a sure thing!
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