Past Poll Results

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A poll about polls--Why don't YOU vote in blog polls?

A.) Because I'm a lady. and a lady can never make up her mind--2.
B.) Because I really don't give a shit since I'm surfing for porn, and I sure as hell wish you'd post some, dammit--6.
C.) Because I'm terrified someone will discover my true swishy identity--10.
D.) Because voting is an admission I want to be here, and the next thing you know I'll be on my knees with a dick in my mouth--11.
E.) Because "D" is true, I ALWAYS vote in blog polls--15.

This poll was closed April 5, 2009.

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What is the Most Fetishized Traditional Female Job?

Ballerina - 6 votes 5%
Maid - 53 votes 49%
Nurse - 9 votes 8%
Secretary - 23 votes 21%
Stewardess - 2 votes 1%
Stripper - 7 votes 6%
Teacher - 8 votes 7%

This poll was closed April 30, 2009.

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Did You Miss Me?

Yes, I did attention whore! Post More. - 33
No, I didn't slut. I couldn't care less. - 1
Maybe, but I understand the priorities of a cocksucker like you. - 11

This poll was closed November 17, 2009.

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Genetic Girl Boobs

Natural no matter what. - 26
If a woman needs some help, augmentation is fine. - 11
Bigger's always better. - 8
Does it matter? I'll still be jealous. - 28

This poll was closed December 9, 2009.

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Before Eating that Banana Do You Practice Fellatio and Deep Throat?

Yes! Every time! I buy the biggest I can find! I'm gonna rock sucking cock! - 10
Yes, if I'm in the right crowd. - 0
Yes, if I'm alone. - 12
Yes, I blow, but I can't take it all down--yet. - 1
No, but I will now. - 2
No. I'm such a loser. I only suck at being a sissy. Help me! - 8

This poll was closed December 23, 2009.

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Intentional, unintentional, alone, partner or group, how old were you when you had your first orgasm?

A.) Younger than seven--3.
B.) Seven to Eleven--16.
C.) Twelve to Sixteen--17.
D.) Seventeen to twenty-one--0.
E.) Older than twenty-one--0.
F.) Never--1.

This poll was closed January 9, 2010.

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Have you ever masturbated

with one of the opposite sex? - 31 (68%)
with one of the same sex? - 15 (33%)
with a group? - 3 (6%)
been caught and tried covering up? - 31 (68%)
been caught and continued? - 7 (15%)
while one of the opposite sex watched? - 28 (62%)
while one of the same sex watched? - 10 (22%)
while a group watched? - 3 (6%)
at work? - 26 (57%)
while driving? - 22 (48%)
while flying? - 9 (20%)
on the phone with a pro? - 8 (17%)
on the phone with a lover? - 22 (48%)
on the phone with someone who didn't know? - 19 (42%)
in plain sight but unbeknownst to others? - 12 (26%)
proud and in public? - 1 (2%)
while viewing this blog? - 26 (57%)
other notable? (Please do share.) - 2 (4%)

Total votes cast - 45 (participants could choose more than one answer)

This poll was closed September 15, 2010.

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